wiggle it!
so i used the wiggly eyes and right after i lost them. Great. It might not sound like alot, but i like my eyes. Workin on some leader for TMF now, and i do need eyes for that too. ah well. Today i got this retarded email from the travel agency, spamming me with "useful" tips before i go on a holiday.one of the tips being to not forget my books and if i don’t have them, i can buy them here and hereand here and probably here too.(don’t try clicking on those, it won’t work). right. However, way more disturbing i found the way they adressed me;"it’s almost that time! you are gonna go on your well deserved holiday!" First of all, i’d like to do my own time management, "almost time" today seemed like forever, and i still have a while before i’m actually airborne. second, who told them i was going on a holiday? i was planning to write it all off on taxman, claiming to do exotic scientific research in the jungle of costa rica. We all know how it secretly borders with venezuela, so….. But what struck me most is the assumption that it was well deserved. I know, you know, that assumption is the mother of all fuck ups. Just tell me dear travel agency what did i do to deserve this? For all you know i could be a crack junkie that just raped and killed a 79 year old woman and took her cash to take the trip.So dear travel agency i hope now you know too. I also noticed that, even tho i’m a huge fan of traveling to the other side of the world to sleep in till very late and then watch a movie on your ipod simply because why not, the advertising stress is more geared towards it as well. drrr.. that sounds like i’ve been sleeping in a coffin for the last 4 years i realize, but i mean well. meaning, that (and you have to say this in a very neutral spy like tone) i understand. or something to that extend.(is that how you write that?) Well, to cut this total garbage rambling short, if anyone knows where my wiggly eyes are, let me know.
Oh and if you can tell some of the very big insects to sort of snap out of their being very big insect-ness, that would be cool too.
